The transmissions were now dead on the Nova and Oldsmobile. We managed to roll both cars downhill to a large, graveled clearing along the road (thank you, gravity). This would be our camping spot for the night. Beer in hand, we prepared for the stationary destruction phase. We had three broken down cars, the curiosity…
After doing my best Indiana Jones impression, it was my turn to drive. I hopped into the Oldsmobile 88 Royale. Compared to the little Nova, it was a tank. The dirt road we were on was wide enough to fit a logging truck with a bit of space on each side. It was close to…
Hungover or not, we had to check out of the hotel and head home. Our headcount showed two guys missing. We tried calling one of their cell phones, but there was no answer. The only plausible explanation (to us) was that they were dead or the got arrested. Assuming they weren’t dead, we worked on…
So, I was at a club for my bachelor party. I had just taken a spill on the dance floor, burning a hole in the knees trying to do a knee slide down a handicap ramp. In the meantime, a couple had snuck onto the dance floor while I wasn’t looking. I didn’t realize it…
Years ago, I went to Vancouver, British Columbia for my bachelor party. There were quite a few of us, so we took multiple cars to get there from Washington State. It’s been a while, but I believe there were five or six cars. I do recall riding in my friend’s red Jeep Cherokee. We were…
Goals Sometimes you need a goal to plan a bachelor party. When one of my good friends was getting married in 2008, our goal was to push him out of his comfort zone. He is possibly the most reserved person I know. Fortunately, he was a good sport about it all, so we ended up…